serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

Mom’s not down this aisle either…
"The feeling of pure panic when losing your mom while grocery shopping" A Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels  (via oceanflowerbird)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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crocro-ampora:

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

Is that the Lorax

(Source: okithecat)

veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES


uchiha-slayer:

Fullmetal Alchemist + Behind the Name

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